October 15, 2006
In the future food dispensers will provide Pickled Cabbage Fish Flavour Noodles to the Human Work Units, and we will thank our robot masters. Imagine all the tastes and sensations that food can provide. And then imagine them in a small packet that will be ready in 5 minutes.
Luckily you don’t have to be kidnapped by aliens or experimented on by scientists to be fed Pickled Cabbage Fish Flavour Noodles , the food of the future is here, today, in your local Oriental supermarket! The packet contains a small birds nest of thin silvery noodles and four sachets. In sachet one is the powdery soupbase. A second contains freeze-dried pickled greens, chilli and ginger. The third sachets contains small brown spheres that could either be nuts or peas of some kind, the packet refers to them as ‘vegetable’. However the fourth satchet contains the most interesting ingredient. A squidgy yellow paste that would appear to be a mix of refined vegtable oil, spices and vitally ‘gourmet powder’.
Who knows what gourmet powder is, or how it works, but im sure it does somthing increddible to the swirling mass of colours, micro-fine sweet potato starch noodles and bobbling brown pods. But I must warn you that, unless you want to experience extreme pain and impaired vision, on no account allow Pickled Cabbage Fish Flavour Noodles to come into contact with your eyes!
