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STUFF

July 29, 2006

Mötley Crüe Fan Art

click Mötley Crüe pic to enlarge 

Here is some Mötley Crüe fan art I made in an idle moment a few years ago. I found it while packing stuff as I prepare to move house. I think I drew it around the time I was reading the Mötley Crüe biography ‘The Dirt’. Its a fascinating read, I had never actually listened to Motely Crue before reading the book, but I wqas so gripped by it I went and bought a couple of albums and a T-Shirt and have been obsessed with them ever since. When it come to 80’s metal I am first and foremost a Guns and Roses fan. But Mötley Crüe actually have a far more interesting story behind them.
Having pretty much stuck together over the years the Crüe are without a doubt one of the sleaziest, hedonistic and funny bands to exist. The Dirt details some of the most unbelivable rock stories I’ve ever read. Stuff like Ozzy Osbourne sniffing a line of ants, or Niki Sixx being left for dead in a wheelie bin after O’ding in London, its all in there.

Some links for your conveniance:

A Mötley Crüe Fan Site

Mötley Crüe (pronounced as /MOT-lee kroo/) Wikipedia article
US Amazon link to The Dirt with usual biased review

July 15, 2006

The other day I stepped out onto my front garden, which consists of a lump of concrete on a busy road in the middle of Oxford. I was standing there having just put out a cigarette. On the left of my peripheral vision a bloke was wandering across the road. I heard a ‘thump’ sound and my eyes switched to him, to see the man mid way through being twatted by a Bus. I have provided a diagram below.

He was spun 180 degrees and landed head first on the kerb. He collapsed on the floor shaking, totally unconscious, and the bus continued, running over his feet! At first a trickle then a torrent blood immediately started to pour from his head. As everyone ran over, I ran away, not being a coward, but to call and ambulance. I was quite shocked at the time and when I got outside again a few people were crowded around, including a medical student who was doing first aid. She was simply asking him his name and not touching him, as you can’t move someone with a head injury. He was mumbling and slowly returning to consciousness. 


The Bus parked up and proceeded to cause an enormous traffic jam, and people in their SUVs slowed down to offer help. A doctor turned up from the local surgery and started to help. An ambulance threaded its way through the traffic and while the paramedics encouraged him onto the wheelie trolley the police turned up. The cops briskly took statements from everyone around, including the bloke who had been bussed. 

The ambulance drove off, the police parked up and things returned to normal as there was little more to see. And that was that, lots of helpful people, plenty of doctors around and efficient emergency services. Not that bad really.

I was amazed at how quickly the blood poured from his head and then stopped, and how the litre or so on the street coagulated into a bright red jelly like mass so quickly. I’ve seen tons of virtual blood and loads on telly but I never ever see it in my day to day life.

I was also very impressed with the way the emergency services turned up and matter-of-factly did their jobs. I am always complaining about the police, especially when they are on TV moaning about human rights and civil liberties stopping them from doing their job, or apologising for shooting innocent people. It’s good to see them doing the job that we actually want them to do, and need them to.

July 6, 2006

 

“don’t turn over, I haven’t finished reading that bit!” 

So I entered the Evening Standard cartoon competition, and guess what? My entry was selected for their exhibition. I am not sure if I can re-publish it myself, but here it is until I hear otherwise. The private view is today and I am about to set off for London for free wine and networking. The exhibition is at the Cartoon Museum in London, details below. 

From the Cartoon Museum website:

The Cartoon Museum will exhibit over 50 of the entries in a dedicated exhibition, ‘London Life’, which will run from 6th July 2006 to 2nd September 2006.

So if you want to see my work hanging on a wall get down there!

35 Little Russell Street
London
WC1A 2HH

July 4, 2006

Nathans, Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York, USA, January 2006Nathans, Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York, USA, January 2006, taken by me!
I have to mention that today is a very important day in America, yes it is of course the day of the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest in the original restaurant in Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York.I was led to Coney Island as I am a massive fan of the film ‘The Warriors‘. Before going I was advised to visit Nathans. And I must say that their hotdogs are bigger and greasier and generally a lot more substantial that your average street bought hotdogs. But I was more amazed to see it was the location of the international Hotdog competiton. I went to experience the place in the winter, deserted at sunset. I can’t imagine what its like in the boiling heat of the July 4th weekend!

The 2006 competition could prove a challenge to reigning Japanese champion, Takeru Kobayashi, as Calafornian Joey ‘Jaws’ Chestnut is a hotly tipped contender. Checkout the ABC news article on this years competative easting face off.

Here are some links to the extensive info about the comp available online:
very informative Wikipedia article

The International Federation of Competative Eating

Details of the 2006 competition on Nathans’ website
odd profile of current champion Takeru ‘The Tsunami’ Kobayashi

Also check out how much cheescake can be eaten:
7 pounds of cheescake in 6 minutes

“Well Mr Jihadiiwadi Mohhamed DeathCult, welcome on board, here is yourlaptop and secret identity. Try not to lose them, but if you do we have plenty more.” 

“You and the rest of the Infidel pig-dogs will all perish in righteous holy flame!!”

More hilarity here